Funny smses n jokes

FUNNY SMSes N JOKES

Na aasman fata, na dharti hili,

Fir apne kaise socha hamare msg se mukti mili,

Dost hum jara se busy kya huye,

Apne maan liya ki ye musibat to tali.

BOY- y u did not close ur eyes when I kissed u?????

GIRL- Kamine last time aankhe band kit hi to mere purse me se 500 Rs. Gayab ho gaye the.

SARDAR- Sala kal puri raat English picture dekhi par na koi scene aaya na koi aawaj.

PADOSI- Konsi picture dekhi thi?

SARDAR- No disc inserted.

GOD- What is ur wish?

MAN- Bhagwan mujhe unmarried kar do.

GOD- Beta, maine tuje mannat mangne ko kaha hai jannat nai.

After Brk up Boy-

Dil me ek jajbat hai dikhau kaise?

Rushwa na ho jau chhupau kaise?

Tanha chhod gayi mujhe jbse,

Ma kasam itna khush hu ki batau kaise?

Fizaye kahti hai ki pyar kar,

Bahare kahti hai ki ikrar kar,

Magar ye ghar wale kahte hai ki,

Abhi umra kum hai beta pahle BCOM to pass kar.

Arj kiya hai… gour farmaiyega…

Khidki khuli, julfe giri samne husn ka didar tha-2

Julfe hati, kismet futi, wo to nahaya hua sardar tha..

1 ladke ne 1 ladki ko dekhke arz kiya-

Teri smile me kya chamak hai,

Wo muskura ke boli- bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hai…

Lov by riksha wala-

Dil jala raha hu, kismet azma raha hu,

Dil jala raha hu kismet azma raha hu,

Khub ghumaya us bewafa ko byke pe,

Isliye aaj riksha chala raha hu…

Hame to SMS ne luta, call me kaha dum tha,

Mera SMS b waha pahuncha jaha,

Reply k liye balance kum tha…

Similarity between GANDHI, SALMAN and MALLIKA?

Tino ne kapdo ka tyag kiya.

Ek ne DESH k liye, Dusre ne AISH k liye, aur tisri ne CASH k liye.

Samundar kinare betha hu kabi to lahar aayegi,

Chupke se usme potty kar dunga sath hi sath dhul b jayegi.

Cat- hw old r u?

Elephant- 5yrs

Cat- bt u look big.

Elephant- I m a complain boy. N ur age?

Cat- 30 yrs

Elephant- u look small.

Cat- PONDS MIRACLE. BDHTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAYE.

Girls of 1995- agar tum mil jao, jamana chhod denge hum

Girls of 2011- agar tum mil jao purana chhod denge hum.

Maine suna hai aap bahut kamjor ho gaye ho. Fit body k liye, roj ek chammach khaya karo- AMBUJA CEMENT kyoki is cement me JAAN hai.